December 2011
272 posts
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da1ia-deactivated20120214 asked: I see you going round liking posts but excuse me i remember messaging you on Facebook now just because I'm 7500 miles away doesn't mean i can't annoy you into telling me whats wrong so you will either respond to my message on Facebook or answer this privately TELLING ME WHAT IS WRONG and you will complain or i will come to "brooklyn" and kick your ass DO YOU UNDERSTAND....
“I like to use ‘I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter’ on my toast in the morning,...”
– Demetri Martin (via usofj)
“I am bravery. I am courage. I am valor. I am daring. I am holding a thesaurus.”
– Demetri Martin, This is a Book (via harlenmaguire)
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
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skolteocles asked: anyquestionsanyquestionsanyquestionsanyquestionsanyquestions /letrollface
Reblog if you're bored and want your ask box...
Accept that challenge, I dare you.
I was going to write an extremely long and rambling post about how butthurt I am about some things that I just can’t seem to get over, and then I realized I had been enduring them just fine and would get over them in time, just like everything else. As comforting as that may sound, it’s not exactly good because it also mean I’m disconnected from my emotions and know that...
patient: C'mon Doc, give it to me straight...
doctor: Well, the tests have come back and...
patient: WHAT IS IT DOC TELL ME GODDAMN IT!
doctor: You're down with the sickness
patient: Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah
brbgoingtospace:
harrisexual:
i would also allow neil patrick harris to touch me inappropriately
Touched by a Harris
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Apparently La Dispute was giving away their entire discography for free because they were in the “holiday spirit.” I’ve never listened to them before, but I think this is the perfect opportunity to give them a chance since I see they had a split with Touché Amoré and KOJI, which means they’re too legit to quit in my book.
Famous last words: "You were lying about the...
strongwilledstraightedgegirl:
Transit - For The...
wish you were here - Pink floyd
How I wish,...
Anyone: Hey you wanna narrat--
Morgan Freeman: YES
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I just want to be in a band like the Get Up Kids. Or in the Get Up Kids. Or American Football. Life would be perfect and there would be no pain. Alas, I’m a little late.
gatheringstorms:
I don’t like the fact that it’s getting dark already.
‘Cause that means Christmas is almost over.
And it hasn’t felt like Christmas yet…
Today wasn’t Christmas as all.
search-me-out:
bawbyboi:
theblacksocks:
...
Even on Christmas, my family has to fall to pieces. Coming back on Thursday, things seemed better here. They were even fine until just an hour ago. But then it all goes back to being shitty. I should go back to sleep.
“If I am capable of grasping God objectively, I do not believe, but precisely...”
– Søren Kierkegaard (via meaghanaddict)
The absurdist “proof” of God’s existence is almost as bad as Anselm’s a priori reasoning. Grr.
