March 2012
Anonymous asked: I'm just a really nosey bystander... lol.. I was going through your blog and saw something about being friends with exes or something of the sort. I never really stayed friends with exes so i wanted to see how it was for you..
Anonymous asked: oooo now I'm even more intrigued.. Can I be even more nosey and ask to know more about this not so recent? (btw i think it's awesome that you're still friends with them.)
timeformetofly asked: You're super lame. And I'm excited for your wedding too!
timeformetofly asked: False, to your note on my post.
timeformetofly:
Also, I can’t fucking wait for all my friends to get married. It’s gonna be so fun, just excuse after excuse to get dressed up and take advantage of the (hopefully) open bar and just remininse about the good ‘ol days.
My only fear is that I’ll fall into the “always the bridesmaid, never the bride” category. Although I don’t think I will.
That’ll be my category, thank you...
Anonymous asked: Yeah you're right better positive than negative. You're friend is your recent ex?
Anonymous asked: a person insulted my intelligence but i ended up destroying them! aren't you a tad far for me to get aspirin from? hmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmmhmhmhmh?
Anonymous asked: have a headache and feel insulted. but hey isn't that life? we have our down times but it can't let us down! smashing to hear you're doing alright!
Anonymous asked: how are you?
Anonymous asked: do you wish you would've stayed friends with any of your exes?
Message me (1) thing you want to know about me.
commanderinqueef:
plot twist: everyone in the band A Day To Remember develops alzheimer’s
I hope no one remembers them. ahaha
Anonymous asked: I'll be your teddy bear. You can run your fingers through my hair and cuddle me real tight.
Anonymous asked: I want to feel your hipster beard rubbing on my thighs while you fingerpick songs on your sexy guitar.
Anonymous asked: Can I suck your bat signal?
Anonymous asked: Holy sine, Lookit dat asymptote on your mother function, gurl.
Anonymous asked: I'm going to dress up as batman and anally fuck you until you scream NANANANANA
Anonymous asked: I can make you scream louder than when you see a spider!
slayingxorangexjuice asked: woops. that wasnt anon
slayingxorangexjuice asked: yo gurl, we gon fuk. imma bend yu ovah dat table and fuk yu lyke mah pitbul
Anonymous asked: I wanna squirt in your mouth.
Anonymous asked: I liked seduction BEFORE IT WAS COOL
Anonymous asked: :( I was just trying to fullfil you request!
Anonymous asked: I can turn your floppy disk into a hard drive ;)
Anonymously try to seduce me.
timeformetofly asked: ✌ I'm a great friend, I know.
Do this. Please →
brbgoingtospace:
♂= i am a boy who has a crush on you ♀= i am a girl who has a crush on you ✂= just delete your tumblr already ✌= you’re awesome ♡= i love your blog ❁= you’re beautiful ✓= i hate you ☹= you’re ugly ☀= i want to fuck you ♬= i wish we were close ♧= i wish we were friends in real life ☆= i relate to a lot of the same things you go through ☮= you inspire me
MY NAME IS...
Anonymous asked: you should really learn to play this one song by All Time Low. It's called Noel and it's my favorite song! Btw this is NOT Ashley
I’m really bored and cannot sleep. I’m playing guitar and trying to figure out which songs I should learn, but that’s going just as horrible as sleep did. If you have some suggestions, throw ‘em my way. Maybe you’ll get a video out of them! :)
patronsaintofqualityfootwear:
if you say “bloody maury” into a mirror three times you will be the father
